*seinfeld voice* heLLOOOOoooo Oppo

"Taylor Hedgie" (TaylorHedgie) 01/22/2019 at 13:37 • Filed to: late-20-something yells at cloud

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Long time no speak, my friends of turning the wheel til’ it stops, I’ve been absent for a number of reasons, to keep it short and sweet:

homelessness is for the birds, especially in the colder months. food banks are neat, despite 98% of the food is donated by kroger/walmart as a kind of ‘look how nice we are’ despite the donated food being within a day or so before its out-of-date; yeah yeah, you can squeak by for a couple days and be fine, but i’m talking half-greyed hotdogs, milk that’s sell-by is a day from tomorrow, etc etc.

so like everything in life, it finds a balance. I reckon i must have been knee deep in the shit to have found the love of my life a year and a half ago, got an entry level valet position at a toyota dealership, and can actually...not stress 24/7 about how i’m going to deal with another day of mindnumbing stress.

ALSO I GOT MYSELF ONE OF THEM BIG CANYONARO SIZED GMC YUKON DENALI’S (2006). SHOO’WHEE ITS SPOOKY HOW QUICK IT GOES WITH THE THIRD ROW REMOVED (and how fast it give’s the gastank the good’ol SUCC).

Oh right I damn near forgot why I was making a post:

SINCE WHEN DID JALOPNIK BECOME THE ‘PSST ITS FREE REAL ESTATE, CHECK OUT THIS GREAT DEAL’ clickbait-ad laden center of the onion-verse?

75% of the mobile ‘friendly’ homepage is ads for Wish.com level nonsense.

Here, have a first-gen4runner

vicali > Taylor Hedgie 01/22/2019 at 13:55

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Yep - been staying off the FP for awhile now.. nothing there for me.

Nice t4r, needs some half doors on there. IFS still? interesting choice.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Taylor Hedgie 01/22/2019 at 13:56

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Not much to say except welcome back. Oh, and post glitch mob sometimes when I forget to, we’ve been short lately (that was your taste in music , IIRC).

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Taylor Hedgie 01/22/2019 at 14:01

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Welcome back and wish you smooth sailing ahead.  Keep up the good work!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Taylor Hedgie 01/22/2019 at 14:02

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Jalopnik see white space between two paragraphs

Taylor Hedgie > vicali 01/22/2019 at 14:02

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it took me bugging the service tech fifteen minutes to get him to spill how much he paid for it: $3k. only issue is some headgasket ordeal which for him is an easy fix. 

Taylor Hedgie > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/22/2019 at 14:04

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it hurts that i know it’s the truth, yet i still let out an UTMOST HEARTY CHUCKLE.

Taylor Hedgie > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/22/2019 at 14:05

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#COTD

vicali > Taylor Hedgie 01/22/2019 at 14:10

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Wow, that in a nice price! My friend found a beautiful 1st gen and had it for a bit, so nice.

Party-vi > Taylor Hedgie 01/22/2019 at 14:36

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Y our membership lapsed. The fee is in the mail.

HammerheadFistpunch > Taylor Hedgie 01/22/2019 at 14:53

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Bromite makes using the front page on mobile palpable (on android at least)